Question: Why would you possibly want to read FreeWheeling when you can enjoy the tabloid offerings of the DEN OF LIES!?
On this page [c&d] offer's for your viewing pleasure a new batch of imaginary quotes, derogatory comments and outright slander. Remember, No one has a higher opinion of the untouchables than us
(and we think they're super crap).
Rest In Peace Link, you will not be forgotten brave ShmOO.
[c&d] will grudgingly accept more slander and lies, for inclusion in the DEN.
Feel free to send us `cut & pasted' examples for the Cheating Scum section :
[c&d] Philosophy - "Why tell the truth when you can lie??"
"New Labour, New Danger - I am too scared to leave my house, or even to answer the phone"
"WANTED: Small sheep, must have tight white curls and sturdy legs"
"WANTED: Large fresian, preferably with horns as they're good to hold onto"
"Portia? My head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry, and I may die"
"God commands me to kill women, then rewards me with colored lights and music in my head"
"Of course I'm fair AND I listen to everyones comments, Now shut the FUCK up - I'm talking"
"Okay it's true, I admit it - I DO share all of the physical sexual characteristics of my namesake"
"So I move around continental USA just to avoid Hydran, who wouldn't?"
"I tried having mud sex with Cryo, but he suffered from premature emotation"
"Nah, I like food better than sex, oh and drinking, and going out, sleeping, talking, ironing, washing, housework..."
"I didn't realise the swimsuit became see through when it got wet, I wondered why people were laughing and pointing"
"I never put woollen socks down my underpants to impress the girls, I use cotton ones, wool tends to make me itch"
<DaEdeLuS> Group-sex! **(System) SYSTEM CALL : Full power to the shields Mr Sulu! We're going down! =Game Over!=========================================================== Please venture in the realms of TerraFirmA again soon ! ====================================================================== TerraFirmA>Saving DaEdeLuS. Connection closed by foreign host.
[Lucas has become Sad]
<DaeDeLuS> Searching for the holy foreskin of Christ!
[c&d] : "Keep up the good work!"