(aka. John Maister, aka. The Evil Dwarf.)
This page is being supplied in order to get me the chance too create new toys for TerraFirma.
I study Cybernetic & Control Engineering at The University of Reading. I have no social graces and am exceptionally ugly, so for the protection of any innocent creatures that may haplessly stumble across this page I will not be supplying a picture so don’t bother looking!
Hair: odd, silvery and mousy.
Weight: 16 stone (who ate all the pies...).
Shoe Size: 14 (doubles as effective mental age)
Born: summer of 79 in Cambridge U.K..
Food: I eat all the time the list would go on for ever.
Drink: Water, mango juice, cider, whisky, tequila.
TV: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, E.R., Have I Got News For You?.
Film: Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Shawshank Redemption, Stealing Beauty, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Matrix, Mallrats, Dogma.
Music: Heavy Metal, Drum & Bass, Ska, Dance, Techno, Jazz, Classical, Latin American, Gospel, Hip Hop, Rock.
Sports: Basketball, Kick Boxing, Akido.
Item of Clothing: Baggy stuff especially scate pants.
Absolutely Fave Thing: Dancing!
Food: Liver, Kidney and other offal, anything too sweet.
Drink: anything too sweet, red wine, gin.
Film: Period dramas, twee hollywood tear jerkers.
Colour: don’t think there is a colour I actively dislike.
Music: Most bubblegum pop and boybands, Mr Blobby, Bob the Builder etc.
Item of clothing: Y-fronts.
Absolutely Worst Thing: equal split between guns and cars.